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Answer to the agents by Crazy Michael and Crazy Tony Duet

We go wherever we like, we do whatever we like.  Our voices become global orders, speeches, songs, rhymes, erotic healings and so on.  Cover us and we give you 33% for your missions.  Be ready for all and protect our kingdoms.

Global Royal Order by Their Royal Highnesses Kings and Their Majesties Queens.

Lord Michael Kass of Maidenhead and Windsor

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Challenge-Charity Driving Race: “Eurasian Tiger” against “Jigger”

Hi Cretan people, Hellenic people, European people, Asian people, Oceanian people, African people, American people,

This is the driver with the nickname “Eurasian Tiger”.  I challenge the driver with the nickname: “Jigger” to a charity and friendly driving race in the streets, roads, and highways of Heraklion city.

Terms.

No 1. We pick one of our private cars,

No 2. We pick fuel of our choice.

No 3. The streets, roads and highways that we will cross, will be liberated for any use by Cretan people and residents of Heraklion city, instead of liberation by Armed Forces. The local police will screen all foreign residents, that will qualify for up to three years stay.. The local people who will watch us cross their homes, businesses and properties are requested to deposit any amount they can afford at the bank account of The Archdiocese of Crete “God’s Delight” or The Box-office of the same divine authority with the nickname “Archangels”. The revenues will be shared for the following purposes:

a)Finance of food and drinks to poor “MegaloKastrites” people, distributed by The Spiritual Centers of the local churches.

b)Supermarket coupons of 30 Euros to low income local families, every week for products of basic needs.

c)Finance of Mass Triple play Internet Services contracts to low income families with at least one member that holds a Basic Computer Driving License.  The Mass Contracts will be designated  to any of The Internet Services Providers, that will offer them with minimum cost for 12-36 months.

No.4.

If the local authorities do not accept or do not participate, we also have the right to abandon Crete island and make a similar double race at our wives homecities.  One in Stockholm and one in London.

Order by Their Majesties British and Swedish Queen Mothers.

To be continued….

P.S.  A Small Revelation before the Second Presence happens:

The small name of The Swedish-Hellenic-American- Tiger with the nickname “Jigger” is John.

The small name of The “Eurasian Tiger” is Michael from E-BCR.

No more questions or comments are allowed for us-special request-enquiry to our British, Hellenic and Swedish Primeministers.

Similar events-challenges are proposed, escalated to be organized all over world capital cities.

©®™E-BCR 2019-2039

Testaments-Confessions of 11 British-American Godfathers

Dear British people,

We have gained great wealth through hard work and minor inclined behavior the last 30 years.

We share 90% of our wealth for the following expenses of our families and 900000 poor British families with income less than 9000 pounds for the period 2019-2021 (every month):

  1. 300 pounds for food and drinks,
  2. 300 pounds for bills
  3. 300 pounds for the support of basic and high education of children aged between 5-21 years old.

Applications, approvals and deposits of money to the bank accounts of children’s trustees, through a sponsored website link of The British Labor and Social Policy Ministry.

Documents required:

  1. Proof of yearly family income,

2)Proof of children’s – youngsters’ age,

3)The receipts of every month’s family expenses to be filed and deposited to The “11 Godfathers” Foundation-Finance Committee in order to renew the monthly family finance .

We keep only 10% of our wealth for our retirement.

 

The President of The “11 Godfathers” Trustees,

E-BCR,

Michael Banks

Joke for an Italian Goddess

Dear Italian Goddess and woman of The Big “MK”,

All fined businessmen and Godfathers request to watch The Big “MK” ‘s  in-house behavior and make him a handjob every 4 days so that he surrenders to good house food, drinks sex and to you.

Your Godfather,

Michael Kassoni

Voice and sound recordings from E-BCR

Dear webvisitors,

You can find very interesting voice and sound recordings from

E-BCR at:

Movie “The Good Brother”

  1. The Father of the family just sleeps, goes to the coffee shop, gives some money for charity or goes shopping or he does not care and does party with other irresponsible and notorious creatures.
  2. The mother of the family, does not care, does not execute her maternal duties with a minimum sense of responsibility, like pretending the “big lady”, leaving the house dirty, cooking whatever we don’t like, giving orders to shop staff we mostly don’t like….
  3. The children, like “The Good Big Brother” does whatever is possible and sometimes can be named “achievements” and gets many tangible and intangible rewards for being a hardworking bachelor….. and a good man most of the times.
  4. The children, like the “small brother” has tried some times through malicious manners to harm “The Good Big Brother” with a hidden way, that dates back more than 20 years. He has been rewarded some times for his evil actions from other evil creatures but “The Good Big Brother” has managed many times to survive, he has lived a humble life till now and has done many good deeds till now

 

“The End”

“The Good Big Brothers” cannot tolerate the lack of respect, the lack of care, the lack of support, the lack of team work, the lack of proper manners and behaviour etc and take the “divine order” by God to start making some punishments and take many “seeds of love”, “seeds of delight”, “rewards for achievements” and many

“blessings of good fortune” for being respectful of religions.

 

©®™E-BCR, Michael Kassotakis

 

 

Best Value for Money Recipes for Middle – High Class People

“MenuTanned Octopus”

1. Ingredients.

1.1. 1-3 kg Fresh or Frozen Octopus

1.2. 100 ml Olive Oil

1.3. 200 gr vinegar

1.4. 200 gr Origano

1.5. 300 gr Lemon Juice

1.6. 5 Roasted Toast Pieces of Wheat Bread

1.7. “Country Salad” with Tiny Tomatoes, virgin olive oil, feta,

30 medium-large olives that have been put in vinegar for maturity and better taste.

1.8. Greek Tzatziki made by a mix of cow-goat yogurt, wine vinegar, tiny slices of cucumber and virgin olive oil.

1.9. 3 Blonde or 3 Black Trappist Beers.

2. Preparation and Cooking

Fresh Octopus: Hit it on a Hard surface for a minimum 2000 times, then bring it in the house, put it in a large plate, cover the octopus

with  origan and vinegar, let it there for a minimum 2 Hours, then put it  in a pan for frying, then put the pan on fire or on “kamineto”, light  the fire and start frying it. Keep frying it until it becomes “tanned”.

When it becomes “tanned” put it in a plate, then pour the lemon juice on, below, right, left, center. Serve it, with the tzatziki and The Three Beers.

3. We eat them and drink them.

4. We offer a Free Bowl of Chilled Chocolate Creme.

Prince Michael Zhou: Maxims and Quotes I

Prince Michael Zhou: Maxims and Quotes I

  1. No more new cars, repair and use the used ones.
  2. Darlings, I don’t pay for sex anymore. If you like me and I like you and you are not someone else’s girlfriend-Come to me.
  3. My dear Naval and Commercial Mariners, We have made a lot of hard work and made a lot of money for more than 21 years. It’s time to leave commercial ships’ and warships’ job, do any kind of land jobs or business, protect our wives and children, support our wives and children-live and enjoy our lives, families and properties.

©®™ E-BCR, Michael Kassotakis, 2019-2039

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Reporters, Journalists and Media

©®™E-BCR, Michael Kassotakis,

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I read and I am also informed every day about The News and other information through various resources. I would like to share the concern about the danger, that reporters and journalists face when they report, write, announce, broadcast and transmit news and other crucial information. There is past evidence of deaths of reporters and journalists during the call and execution of duty. This proves the great danger that specific categories of reporters and journalists  face like war correspondents, military forces correspondents, crime correspondents etc. They must qualify for “Heavy and Unhealthy” stamps and receive higher pensions due to the aforementioned fact. I would like to congratulate some regional websites of Crete island that offer current information on a less than three hours basis.  This is based on my personal and other experience during my hard, adventurous and suffering stay in Crete. “The Main Sample” of these are:


  • “Nea Kriti” https://www.neakriti.gr

  • “Creta Live” https://www.cretalive.gr

  • “Prisma News” https://www.prismanews.gr

“There will always be news, since there is life, but sometimes it is hard to check their validity” Michael Kassotakis

©®™E-BCR, Michael Kassotakis, 2004 – 2124, – Terms.Tell, Transmit, Broadcast it like it is. Just refer – Michael Kassotakis, 2004-2124- as the resource. 

Grand Maxims and Great Quotes II

What did you say you want? This?

You can buy it or get it, if:

  • it does not belong to you,

  • or it is for sale,

  • or it is inherited to you,

  • or donated to you,

  • or given to you after agreed exchange,

  • or permitted to be given to you after the analogous work or task,

  • or it is not the only one the owner has,

  • or it is given to you after marriage

  • or you pay the agreed price to the owner

If you get it by war or death or robbery, we have the lawful right to do the same at our own discretion, as we were on legal defense.

©®™Michael Kassotakis, 1991-2111

 

You can find The book “Grand Maxims and Great Quotes” by Michael Kassotakis, in the Internet e.g. Amazon. 

 

 

 

Bakery-Military Nutrition-Snack and Drink

I visited a #bakery and I bought three #breads. I am very happy to realize that the bread was excellently baked, fresh and crispy. I guess that the ingredients was also of excellent quality. I can say this because in 1997 I had to do also the #baker as part of my First Month #Naval duties. Then I remember the ingredients in order to make bread for the #sailors, low rank #officers, medium rank officers and high rank officers was of poor quality. The result was a bread of poor quality compared to these I bought today and the main reason is the poor quality of ingredients. I believe this bakery can teach them how to make excellent bread that Naval and other #MilitaryForces deserve. I also remember that the #food in the #Navy was plenty but the quality could be much better, as well as the #nutrition, in order to maintain a good body and #stamina and offer much better #services. Last but not least, I cut a rounded corner of country bread, I added our #VirginOliveOil, Greek #Feta, our tiny red #tomatoes, some salt and #tsili. My result was an excellent #snack for my noon break, combined with a #lemonsoda on #ice.

Legalization, Quality Control of soft narcotics-Use in designated areas.

A great issue that needs immediate consideration and action from all republics and kingdoms all over the world, is the legalization, Quality Control  of soft narcotics and their designated use.

Private research that I have reviewed, indicates that legalization of soft narcotics like marijuana and cannabis will reduce significantly violence and crimes. Their use can be done after strict quality control because the most health problems and deaths are caused by narcotics mixed with chemicals and other damaging substances.

A tested designated use of soft narcotics is licensed cafes and bars but with proper inverter air-conditions for the recycling of the smokes.

Hard narcotics are extremely difficult to be legalized because they are extremely addictive and cause significant health problems that lead to one direction that is slow and painful death. Another point is that their legalization would raise significant protests by many related organisations and societies.

This conclusion is derived not only by private research but also from the street experience, I have gained through my  social and professional life. Relevant actions to be examined by relevant authorities…..

E-BCR

Michael 

 

9 Best Sex Positions based on Kamasutra

Kamasutra is the encyclopedia of sex. There are many sex positions that offer pleasure to sex partners. However, there are sex positions that demand a lot of practice and acrobat capabilities. Here, I  have chosen 9 easy to use sex positions that almost everyone can apply and enjoy sex.

  1. Missionary. The missionary position or man-on-top position is generally a sex position in which a woman lies on her back and a man lies on top of her while they face each other and engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity. Though commonly associated with aspects of heterosexual sexual activity, the sex position is also used by gay and lesbian couples.The missionary position may involve sexual penetration or non-penetrative sex (for example, intercrural sex), and its penile-vaginal aspect is an example of ventro-ventral (front-to-front) reproductive activity. Variations of the position allow varying degrees of vaginal tightness, clitoral stimulation, depth of penetration, participation on the part of the woman, and the likelihood and speed of orgasm.The missionary position is often preferred by couples who enjoy its romantic qualities afforded by copious skin-to-skin contact and opportunities to look into each other’s eyes and kiss and caress each other. The position is also believed to be a good position for reproduction. During sexual activity, the missionary position allows the man to take charge of the rhythm and depth of pelvic thrusting. It is also possible for the woman to thrust against him by moving her hips or pushing her feet against the bed, or squeeze him closer with her arms or legs. The position is less suitable for late stages of pregnancy, or when it is desired for the woman to have greater control over rhythm and depth of penetration.
  2.  The classic. This is sex 101 – the Classic sex position.
    Woman on her back, legs slightly apart. Man on top between her thighs. He supports himself on his arms so he can look down to her and she can use her arms to squeeze his bum and guide the movement so it’s just how she likes it.
    From here he can easily slide in and out of her and she can lie back and enjoy it.
  3. The Crouching Tiger. Lying back on the bed with his knees of the edge, the man places his hands on the woman’s bottom as she squats over him facing away in the Crouching Tiger sex position.
    She can reach her clit or his balls and penis and guides the depth and pace of penetration with his help.
    The Crouching Tiger sex position takes some thigh power but with a little help from the man this one is fairly easy to achieve.
  4. The Curled Angel. The woman curls up on her side, knees drawn up and the man spoons her from behind. Penetration is fairly easy from his position and the man can rach around to play her breasts or clit.
    Especially to recommend for pregnant women, this can be adapted so that she doesn’t have to bring her knees up quite so far and thus avoids squishing her “bump”.
  5. The Fan. The woman stands with her back to her partner in the Fan sex position. She bends her knees and rests them on the edge of a chair or stool and crosses her arms on the back of the chair or on the stool to support herself.
    He enters her from behind and controls the movement, caressing her clitoris and breasts with his hands. Penetration will be deep, stimulating the front walls of the vagina and G spot. This is also a great position for anal sex.
  6. The Nirvana. The Nirvana sex position is a classic. When trying the Nirvana sex position, she lies on her back, stretches her legs out and holds onto the bedposts above her head. She keeps her legs together as he enters her with his thighs outside hers.
    They move together and the pressure of her thighs intensifies the penetration effect and provides for a natural stimulation of the clitoris.
  7. The Fantastic Rocking Horse. In the Rocking Horse sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.
    It may be easier to maintain the Rocking Horse sex position for the man to lean against a wall or the edge of the bed and help her bounce up and down or just cop a feel while she does all the hard work.
  8. The Hero. For the Hero sex position, the woman lies on her back pulling her knees up to her chest, feet extending up towards the ceiling.
    The man kneels down thighs under her bum so she can rest on him as he enters her. He can use his free hands to press her thighs back towards her chest to aid penetration.
  9. The Clip. The man lies on his back with legs closed. She sits down on him and once he’s safely inside she bends backwards and supports herself with her hands.
    Once in the Clip sex position she can then make rhythmic movements while he stimulates her clitoris (and enjoys the view).

These are sex positions I have tested through my sex life and experience. I wish you to apply them, enjoy sex and making love without the need to have a very exercised body or acrobat capabilities.

Sources: 1. Wikipedia.

2.  Sofeminine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Herodotus, The Father of History and Anthropology-The Tourist

Herodotus is The Father of History and Anthropology. It is also estimated that he is the first tourist in the world due to the fact that he traveled and stayed in various towns and cities of the ancient world in order to see and visit various tourism sights.